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kc dyer
Dec 23, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 22: Violet’s Vacation
A venture in vague vision… Violet’s Vacation Violet was vexed. She’d been told that a vacation in Venice would be a once-in-a-lifetime...
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kc dyer
Dec 21, 20151 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 21: Christmastime at the U Zoo
This one is to read aloud to the wee’uns. The dude below is a uakari, who didn’t fit into the stocking but is still festive in his...
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kc dyer
Dec 20, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 20: Tess and the Turkey
WARNING: The tomfoolery in this post is transcendent. [I…I can’t seem to help myself…] Also? Tough-talking private investigator Tess...
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kc dyer
Dec 19, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 19: The Small Green Snake
This wee poignant tale is the second Flash Fiction entry penned by Jacquie Pearce. Jacquie writes fiction for children and teens, as well...
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kc dyer
Dec 18, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 18: A Ruined Relationship
WooHOO — we’re entering the final stretch, here. I have to go shopping tonight, so flashing the funny tonight in my stead is the...
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kc dyer
Dec 17, 20151 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 17: Quick Quiz
Quick Quiz… What is the quotidian quality of a Canadian rainforest in December? Queerly quadrangular? Perhaps. Containing a questionable...
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kc dyer
Dec 16, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 16: Pietr the Potent
Crazy day today. Holiday traffic and a giant tree that fell across 4 lanes of highway blocking my way home. Made it in the end! Donkey,...
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kc dyer
Dec 15, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 15: Orange
At last! A piece that recognizes the TRUE colour of Christmas! [Come on… what do you find in the toe of your stocking every year?] This...
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kc dyer
Dec 14, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 14: Naughty vs Nice
Keep your eyes peeled — a couple of guest posts are in the offing this week. I’m excited! But for today, the quintessential argument…...
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kc dyer
Dec 13, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Advent Day 13: Montreal Manger
Multicultural, seasonal, bilingual wordplay. If I screwed it up, je suis désolé…! Montreal Manger “Meet us for a walk,” Marlene said, one...
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kc dyer
Dec 12, 20151 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 12: A West Coast Love Story
I hope you’re impressed that I made it 12 WHOLE days before falling prey to the lure of doggerel! A West Coast Love Story He is red and...
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kc dyer
Dec 11, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 11: Krampus Kringle
Krampus Kringle Krampus Kringle How may I help you, sir? Applying for the mall Kris Kringle position? Of course. Let me just get the...
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kc dyer
Dec 10, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 10: This Just…in
Okay, it’s possible I may have gone a wee bit political on this one… Canadian politics, eh? It’s a snowy business. This Just…In The elves...
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kc dyer
Dec 10, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 9: Inferno and Ice
What if Nazareth wasn’t the first choice…? Inferno and Ice The setting was all wrong. He’d expected sand and sun and the warmth of...
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kc dyer
Dec 8, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 8: Hannah Can’t Handle It
Hoo boy. Well, this started out as a little musing on the discomfort of holiday social interaction, but it clearly took a left turn...
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kc dyer
Dec 7, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 7: The Giving of Gifts
ARGH! I made it only seven days before I’ve broke my own length parameter. This story is 50 words too long, but since this kind of...
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kc dyer
Dec 6, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 6: Fight or Flight by Jacquie Pearce
Today my wee advent gift to you is a story by my friend, author Jacquie Pearce. Jacquie writes fiction for children and teens, as well as...
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kc dyer
Dec 6, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day 5: The Effect of Entropy
Past midnight, but I still haven’t made it to bed yet, so I consider it under the wire! [Also, my level of sleepiness may possibly be...
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kc dyer
Dec 4, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day Four: The Dreidel
The Dreidel One December day, an old man named Gimel found a puppy inside a hat on the seat of a city bus. It was after dark, he was on...
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kc dyer
Dec 3, 20152 min read
Festive Flash Fiction Day Three: The Confidential Case
The Confidential Case When I opened the door, the guy who’d knocked held up a flyer. Tess Trowel Investigations it read. We dig trouble....
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